Old Time Religion (A song in two voices)

OLD TIME RELIGION

Two thousand years!

Killing in the name of the Lord.

A couple millennia!

Loathing the rest of the world.

Religion!

Weapons for the wrath of God.

Inquisitions!

Blood lust in the name of the Lord.

Holy Wars!

Mysterious is the Lord.

Christian soldiers!

Conquering for the Lord.

Love your neighbor!

Kill infidels for the lord.

Pacifism!

Goddam hippie cults.

Make love not war!

Disgusting heathen tripe.

Turn the other cheek!

Do to them before they do to you.

Swords into plough shares!

We’ve got guns thanks to the lord.

God is love!

Flip the coin and you’ve got hate.