Novak Blows a Gasket!

Below is the written record of one of the best moments on live TV. As an added bonus, evil incarnate has been suspended indefinitely by CNN! I didn’t think anybody could enjoy the moment more than I could, then I saw Jon Stewart’s reaction on the Daily Show.

“HENRY: And the "Strategy Session" continues on INSIDE POLITICS. Still here: James Carville and Robert Novak.

Katherine Harris made a name for her self during the Florida recount in the 2000 presidential race. She was then Florida's secretary of state. She went on to the House of Representatives.

Now she wants to move over to the United States Senate. Today she got the news that the speaker of the Florida House won't challenge her for the Republican nomination. In the meantime, Harris is blaming unnamed newspapers for tarnishing her image by doctoring her makeup with Photoshop. -- that computer program. Bob Novak, have you been investigating this make-up story?

NOVAK: No, but I've had the same experience that she did. A lot of my trouble in the world is that they've doctored my make-up and colorized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture. So, I sympathize with her.”

Oozing sarcasm, the evil one refers to the Satanic horns and tail that people can’t resist drawing on his likeness everywhere it appears.

“HENRY: This is breaking news. I've haven't heard this.

CARVILLE: Breaking news. Who did it? What paper?

NOVAK: Well, I don't. I can't tell you.”

Apparently, there’s very little he can say these days, other than nastiness.

“CARVILLE: Yes. You know the two happiest people in America today about this decision, is Bill Nelson and Jay Leno. I mean --

HENRY: Bill Nelson the Democratic Senator.

CARVILLE: The Democratic Senator and Jay Leno. That -- I mean, they're going to go nuts over this. They're messing with my make-up, but you really don't know who it is. I mean, let's say this: She's going to be good for the humor circuit. She's going to be good for the speech circuit and she's good for a lot. And I think that Nelson -- I think, it's probably no secret that the White House wanted the speaker to run and I suspect that the Nelson people are, you know, feeling pretty good here today.”

Carville was probably right about that, but then he had to go get the douchebag all hot and bothered. Novak blew his top and wound up drawing all the attention to himself.

“NOVAK: A couple of points here: The first place, don't be too sure she's going to lose. All the establishment's against her and I've seen these Republican -- anti-establishment candidates who do pretty well. Ronald Reagan, I guarantee you that the establishment wasn't for him. We just elected a senator from Oklahoma, Senator Tom Coburn, everybody in the establishment was against him. She might get elected -- So, wait. Just let me finish what I'm going to say, James. Please, I know you hate to hear me, but you have...

CARVILLE: He's got to show these right wingers that he's got backbone. Show them you're tough.
NOVAK: Well, I think that's bullshit. And I hate that.” At this point he turns to Henry and says, “Just let it go.”

(Novak leaves set.) (after ripping off his microphone) HENRY: OK. James, (pause) what do you think though, (pause) seriously about this Senate race, (pause) James, that the (pause) -- that basically the Katherine Harris and Bill Nelson, if they do square off, what do you think (pause) -- what will that mean for Bill Nelson? He's considered an endangered incumbent.”
The camera angle was from behind him and slightly to the left so Henry’s face was not visible, too bad! His dismay and discomfort were clearly evident though, as evidenced by the many pauses.