My Favorite Tee Shirts

From the Berkeley Collection:
It was this shirt that Frank wanted me to see.
When he took me to his favorite tee shirt store in
The People's Republic of Berkeley.
I saw, I liked, I purchased.

While there, my eyes wandered over to a rack
that also contained the following shirt...

Wouldn't it be nice if Uncle Sam were so benign?
What we have is the arrogant countenance of
John Bolton as the projection of
America's image to the world.

But the Bush League has made fighting hemp
A higher (pun not intended) priority than fighting meth.
They had to be drunk when they reached that decision!