Funny moment at the motel last night:
One of the local "working girls" walked into the lobby to get change.The skintight purple dress she wore was cut very, very low. So low that her left nipple was peeking out to see what's going on.

I smiled back for a few seconds before I told her that her nipple was leaking out of her dress. She smiled, tucked it away and apologized. I told her not to worry, it was cute.