Happy New Year Mr. Abramoff!

Congratulations, Jack, you now have the opportunity to atone for your truly despicable behavior. If you make enough connections in the big house maybe you can work out a deal to have Scooter Libby share a cell with you. He's kinky enough to be your bitch. You could probably pimp him out for some spending money. And, who knows? Maybe Karl Rove will be able to join you too, and Dick Cheney. I might as well include the Prevaricator in Chief, Gee Dubya Bush.
At the risk of repeating myself, I'll point out that Alcatraz Island still has a prison on it that could accomodate the whole Bush League without too much need for renovation. Austere conditions are conducive to atonement. Give 'em hell Jack; or, like Harry Truman, tell 'em the truth and they (the Bush League) will think it's hell.